Wednesday, May 26, 2010

MAYBANK DAN AKU

Di Maybank.

" Encik.. Saya nak bukak akaun maybank.."

"Boleh-boleh.. Ada bawak salinan ic?"

"Ada..Kejap ye.."

Encik Maybank amik salinan IC dan IC asal aku. Dia pun tanya macam-macam la. Pasal, procedure nak bukak akaun Maybank agak complicated sikit kan. Kemudian, Encik Maybank tanya.

"Cik Shima nak masukkan brape ni? Minimum rm250.."

"Saya nak masukkan rm1500". Dengan penuh keyakinan, aku pun hulur envelope yang berisi penuh dengan not 50 bucks.

Encik Maybank kira duit aku dengan hebatnya. Wow! Terpegun jap. Jari jemari dia macam mesin tu beb! Laju giles!

"Ow.. Tak cukup ni rm1500.. Ada rm1350 je.."

"Hah!!?? Betol ke??? Takpe-takpe, kalau camtu, masukkan aje rm1350.."

Aku berfikir, berfikir dan berfikir. Kenapa jadi 1350? Semalam elok aje aku susun duit tu 1500. Ke aku salah kira? Sampai sekarang, aku bingung. Macam mana aku boleh kira sampai 1500. Tapi keesokannya jadi 1350. Hmm.~ Adakah aku makin bengong dalam Matematik? Adakah? Argh!!
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34 comments:

  1. MiaSaidinMay 26, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    ntah-ntah encik maybank tu silap kira kot.. tak pun dia dah pau yang selebihnya. hehehe

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  2. Hazzy IshakMay 26, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    semalam kan kita makan steamboat sayang, dah lupa
    ekekeke

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  3. AnonymousMay 26, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    terpki sudah kot !

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  4. UnknownMay 26, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    salmia: xla..sy pon yg silap kire..hehehe..

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  5. UnknownMay 26, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    hazzy: eh?yeke yang? i lupe la..hahaha..:P

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  6. UnknownMay 26, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    kf: mungkin la kot..isk3..

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  7. ♫::: m[e]n!t! s[e]nja :::♫May 26, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    adakah ko cube menipu dan menggoda pegawai bank itu agar ianya menjadi 1500???
    hahahaha...
    =)

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  8. UnknownMay 26, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    meniti senja: hahaha..mane de la..aku kire mlm tu mmg 1500..pasal tu, aku da x kire balik time bagi duit kat die..isk3..

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  9. Frodo BagginsMay 26, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    >>__<<


    ada toyol kot dalam bilik lu
    wakakkakakakakka ~~

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  10. Mr feckryMay 26, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    lu ade kire balik tak lepas en maybank tu kira?

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  11. UnknownMay 26, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    frodo: TAK MUNGKIN!!!~

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  12. UnknownMay 26, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    feckry: ade kira..same la amount die..1350 jgk...

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  13. Chilabaey's Spot 2May 26, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    Perkara biasa terjadi tahun lepas... setiap kali gaji, bila sampai bank pasti tak cukup.... kejap hilang 50, kadang tu 200 pun ada.... Pening2, itu kerja awang kenitlah tu... Dan boleh menjadi punca pergaduhan di kalangan keluarga... Redhakan ajer, katakan tiada rezeki... :)

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  14. INCHIK PIPI PAU PANASMay 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    mungkin hilang kot..xpun ade org ambik...
    tapi semalam saye pun jd benda yang same gak...
    tapi xcukup 5 hengget je..

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  15. whiteappleMay 26, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    2 mesti cima guna duit dlm envlope 2 kn..haha

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  16. NAZMay 26, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    haha memalukan btul

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  17. cokiMay 26, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    hoho.
    maybe salah kira lah tuh kot.
    tehee.

    *singgah blog saya kalo rajin.(:

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  18. Cik FasyareenaMay 26, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    mak aih..byk tuh..
    ke en tu salah kira..

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  19. ♫::: m[e]n!t! s[e]nja :::♫May 26, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    sudah la...
    aku sudah tahu niat ko...
    hahahaha...
    =)

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  20. Hafiz YusofMay 26, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    temakan semut banyak kot ni..hehehhe

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  21. UnknownMay 26, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    chila: kenape ley jadi mcm tu?xkan ade org amik kot?isk3..

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  22. UnknownMay 26, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    nuyara:minggu org ilang duit ey..ehhee..gaji masuk kan..tu y jadi rmai ilang duit..ngeh3..

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  23. UnknownMay 26, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    cida: erm..rase mcm xde cida...pasal,cma kire duit tu before tdo la..huhu..

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  24. nurulMay 26, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    wow acik kayo!!..
    c-ma, awk ade ajk sy mkn
    sotong celup tepung+air nyior kan?
    pastu awk ckp nk blnje..
    kan?? kan?? kan??
    emmm mesti dh lupe nie..
    ~~ngeeee....

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  25. Elya RozaMay 26, 2010 at 10:51 PM

    cmaa...terpakai kot duit tu...hu3

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  26. zulkboMay 26, 2010 at 11:45 PM

    salam adik manis..
    ermmmmmmmp...
    rasanya ada TOYOL kut.
    ni kerja toyol samaada
    berambut hitam atau kepala botak
    he he...

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  27. Linda SidekMay 27, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    Bolok ah mung Cma..hahahaaaa
    wak keje keluk kelek sokmo.
    (ayat ganu ni)faham dok starang dok tahu.

    kalau aku lah mahu aku cuak bler pitis kurang..smlm kira2 ada rm1500,alih2 pgi bank jd rm1350 pelik jgk tu..huhu

    Sakit tayar mikir..:)

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  28. ejoncbMay 30, 2010 at 1:23 AM

    cma...belanja...haha

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  29. a little less conversationMay 30, 2010 at 8:56 AM

    xpe..pasni kalau nak masuk kan duit macam rm1500, cakap "saya nak masukkan rm1650"..nanti orang bank tu kira jadi la rm1500..hahah..leh pakai x idea ni?

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  30. UnknownMay 30, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    elya: ehhehe..ye kot sis..:P

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  31. UnknownMay 30, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    zulkbo: emm..tak kot..kalo kepala itam da nmpak dh..huhuhhu...

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  32. UnknownMay 30, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    tau xpe..mmg sakit tayar r mikir..hahaha..rase nok pok pale dinding je..haha..

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  33. UnknownMay 30, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    ejon: hahaha..tu je yg mu tau..:P

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  34. UnknownMay 30, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    less: hehehe..ley gk tu..emm..tpi kot2 die kire totap jadi 1350,mmg siak la..haha..

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